Objection's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Newgrounds is Down]

I don't really get this

It's just some guy having random spasms over NG being down. I don't really see how this can be considered entertainment. Congratulations on Underdog though.

Heil responds:

YOUR NAME IS SHIT

[KnucklesVsRouge]

A word of advice:

If you are sure that your flash isn't good, you're probably right, so saying to yourself, "Fuck it, that'll do" and uploading your mediocre flash to Newgrounds is about as sensible as checking to see if a "WET PAINT" sign is lying by putting your hand on the painted object.

DrSalvadork responds:

Um ok. I didn't say I didn't put any effort into this animation. In fact I said I worked on it for two months, but the story side of the thing wasn't too good. You make it sound like you just read the description and reviewed right ahead, since you didn't say what was so bad about it in your opinion.
Still you're right though it's just mediocre and I'm not outstanding.
I just don't think I have to be yet either. This is my fifth submission, cut me some slack!
Thanx for reviewing though.

[Anamnesis]

Best flash I've seen in a while

But was I imagining things or was there at one point a woman with her tits showing? If there was, how come it's suitable for everyone?
Other than that, however, I can't find a single thing wrong with this movie.

indigoApe responds:

lol there was no moment with a woman and her tits showing. There are parts, however, with girls with huge racks... but thats about it.

thanks for the review

[You Love This Movie]

Ain't this the truth?

It's funny cos it's true! 5/5 and ... wait, how come you got Underdog and not a weekly 5th or better? 'Tis an outrage!
Oh well, still funny!

RSQViper responds:

Cool that you found it funny. We got UD because of our lower actual score and our high review score.

[Kirby Arena]

OK, not great.

You got a nice idea and your animation is decent but the text sometimes goes by too fast.

OrangeTails responds:

Thanks for the first Review, I will work on the text, scince it's the only thing that's hard to make time for.

[Tom Fulp: Ace Attorney]

All right! This rocks!

A Newgrounds parody of Phoenix Wright with good graphics, almost-perfect sound (loving the music) and a good plotline. For the crime of failure, I find this flash NOT GUILTY!

Little-Renastair responds:

lmao, alright well thankyou for the review :)

[Phoenix Madness]

All right!

This is one awesomely funny flash! I loved it when they were just shouting 'OBJECTION!' for no reason, especially when the judge said 'You cannot object me!' BTW, the voices seem awfully familiar, but I can't think where from.

OBJECTION! How's this for a review? *shoots review mod*

FlukeDude responds:

Thanks, the voices are by Joshua Tomar. He is truly brilliant.

[Tankman try (unfinished)]

If it ain't done, don't put it on here.

If it's not finished, it's not worth submitting to Newgrounds. If you're fishing for critique, finish it, THEN submit it, then you'll get your critique.

mattuiop responds:

i was bored
and it wanted to hear what people whould say!

[Goombas The Movie]

OK, not great.

The main plot of this seems to be a Goomba getting a new girlfriend, so what's with the 'We'll be kings if it works!'
Secondly, 8-bit Super Mario Bros sprites and more-than-8-bit Super Mario World backgrounds are not a good combo.
But don't get me wrong. There were some good bits. I quite liked the use of the Pink Panther theme, although the remix doesn't have the same stealthy feel. Perhaps use the original instead.
Finally, you missed out the fight scene between Mario and one of the Goombas. For that reason alone, I give this a 2/5 and 3/10 instead of a 3/5 and a 5/10.

prut97 responds:

lol! it was supposed to show that it would take mario 2 sec. to kill a goomba...