Yes, if you have a pickaxe (or in some cases, many), you can overcome any problem.
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A pickaxe will solve all your problems!
Posted by Objection - November 19th, 2007
Comments
Can you solve my anger problems?
Grab a pickaxe and vent your spleen on random objects by pickaxeing them to pieces.
My arms fall off?
Use a pickaxe to take someone else's arms off and use them as your own. To swing the pickaxe, you'll need to use your legs.
if i die!
Is the problem that you have died? If so, find a pickaxe in heaven and tell God to give you your life back or you'll pickaxe him to death.
if im level 1 on newgrounds and i wanna be a lvl 50?
Grab a pickaxe and travel to Tom Fulp's house and threaten to pickaxe his eyes out if he doesn't upgrade your account to lvl 50.
if all pickaxes
broke in the world and you cant rebuild them?
That wouldn't happen.
Besides, even if it did happen, by then someone will have thought of a solution.
if someone in court says objection!
Hurl a pickaxe at them, making sure it hits them in the face and say to the judge "If his objection is sustained, you're next."
you ratted out all my ideas!
if the world blew up
(it could happen)
Grab a pickaxe and wait for the TARDIS to show up, then threaten to pickaxe the Doctor if he doesn't lend you the keys. Then go back in time to before the world blew up.
if pandas wer extincted and i dont want them to be?
Same as above, but when you go back in time, save the pandas.
if it can solve all your problems
ill use it to kill you!
(smacks objection in face with pickaxe)
(objection dies and comes back to life)
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I pickaxed your other spam comment away. Further spam could get you banned.
(pickaxes objection in the face)
(objection dies and goes to heaven, then pulls out a pickaxe and threatens to pickaxe Jesus unless God brings him back to life)
(objection comes back to life)
OK, let's not go any further along this road.
What if my GF dumps me and i want her to come back of her own free will?
If the gf dumped you for someone else, pickaxe the someone else to death.
hmm what if you had 25cents but icecream cost 30....
Grab a pickaxe and smash a nearby coca cola machine, then grab 5 cents from the change.
What if she finds out and hates me and i still want her to come back?
That I'm not so sure about. I suppose you could try destroying the evidence so that she doesn't find out.
i like you to make a phoenix wrong!!
Oh, that's not a problem.
what it the ng-universe wuz gunna explode
Is this a literal explosion? If so, find the bomb that's going to blow it up, take it to a place where nobody else is going to notice, run away for three seconds, stop, turn around, throw your pickaxe at the bomb and continue to run away.
OBJECTION!
Overruled!
Alfie
If you have one and it breaks.
Objection
Find another pickaxe.