Watching the people get fatty
When most of them are a bit scatty,
Stuffing their faces with patties
Not thinking about their cholesterol!
Before they tuck in to some swiss rolls,
They polish of all the ice cream bowls.
Would never have happened to kids' dolls
'Cos they're all as skinny as
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
I tried to eat at KFC
A fat man with burgers attacked me
He said that he ate there before me
Found that the french fries were gory.
Girls run around with big bellies
To borrow a pound for some jellies.
They even try selling old wellies
Two sizes too small for them.
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to eat out there
Watching the people get fatty
When most of them are a bit scatty,
Stuffing their faces with patties
Not thinking about their cho-
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to eat out there
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
oblanda
i hate lawyers
Objection
They all go to hell.