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Objection

Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: England
Job: School Zombie

OBJECTION! You disagreed with me and I am always Wright!

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Objection

Parodying song lyrics is fun!

Posted by Objection May. 29, 2008 @ 1:13 PM EDT

Watching the people get fatty
When most of them are a bit scatty,
Stuffing their faces with patties
Not thinking about their cholesterol!
Before they tuck in to some swiss rolls,
They polish of all the ice cream bowls.
Would never have happened to kids' dolls
'Cos they're all as skinny as
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a diet, I predict a diet
I predict a diet, I predict a diet

I tried to eat at KFC
A fat man with burgers attacked me
He said that he ate there before me
Found that the french fries were gory.
Girls run around with big bellies
To borrow a pound for some jellies.
They even try selling old wellies
Two sizes too small for them.

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a diet, I predict a diet
I predict a diet, I predict a diet

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to eat out there

Watching the people get fatty
When most of them are a bit scatty,
Stuffing their faces with patties
Not thinking about their cho-

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a diet, I predict a diet
I predict a diet, I predict a diet

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to eat out there

I predict a diet, I predict a diet
I predict a diet, I predict a diet

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25 Comments

May. 29, 2008 | 7:14 PM agustana says:

Objections.

May. 30, 2008 | 10:09 AM Jawdyn says:

I just listened to to the I Predict A Riot just to sing that outloud =)

nice one

May. 30, 2008 | 11:01 AM Objection responds:

I had the initial idea "OK, what rhymes with riot? Aiot? Biot? Ciot? Diot? Diet!" and it just flowed from there.

Jun. 1, 2008 | 9:20 AM oblanda says:

i hate lawyers

Jun. 1, 2008 | 11:15 AM Objection responds:

They all go to hell.

Jun. 3, 2008 | 7:53 PM zerosub0 says:

HOLD IT!!!!! OBJECTION!!!!!!!!! what kind of diet is that?! *sees Jwadyn's comment* Oh

Jun. 4, 2008 | 4:08 PM Objection says:

Also, I think I'm going to give up trying to get my normal whistle back.

Jun. 5, 2008 | 2:18 PM LampFace says:

Thanks for voting for me.

Jun. 5, 2008 | 2:42 PM ihatetoasters says:

That was sweet! I also liked your Mario Smash parody.

Jun. 5, 2008 | 3:43 PM Objection responds:

You mean Mario Kart Showdown?

Jun. 5, 2008 | 3:14 PM LampFace says:

Also lol at song.

Jun. 5, 2008 | 4:37 PM Protesto says:

HEY YAAAAA

Jun. 5, 2008 | 4:42 PM Objection responds:

HII YAAAA!

Jun. 5, 2008 | 8:01 PM RockLou says:

Banana sprinkles.

Jun. 6, 2008 | 4:34 AM Objection responds:

I used to like bananas, but then I had a banana milkshake that was out of date, and since then, I've loathed them.

Jun. 6, 2008 | 7:33 AM Murad136 says:

Haha, nice parody!

Jun. 11, 2008 | 11:18 AM LegendaryAwesome says:

Ive got a new hotness competition on my userpage! Come check it out!

Jun. 11, 2008 | 4:13 PM solardave says:

WOW, it is like you are the next Wierd Al or something. Were you bored or did you actually decide to do this?

Jun. 11, 2008 | 4:18 PM Objection responds:

Yes.

Jun. 11, 2008 | 4:23 PM lawlmaster says:

I LOVE TO SHOVE BURGERS DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT!!!!

Jun. 11, 2008 | 4:26 PM Objection responds:

Whole? I'm amazed you haven't choked to death yet!

Jun. 13, 2008 | 8:44 AM Re-ReDead says:

When will Mario Mario Ace Attorney 2 come out? I'm really lookng forward to it! :)

Jun. 14, 2008 | 1:59 PM LampFace says:

This would have been awesome for the I met Tom fucking Fulp thread that is now locked.

Jun. 14, 2008 | 3:58 PM Objection responds:

I saw the first post and didn't really think I could say anything worthwile in that thread. If you ever find that these lyrics would be appropriate for any thread, you hereby have my permission to copy-paste, as long as I am acknowledged.

Updated: Jun. 14, 2008, 3:58 PM
Jun. 16, 2008 | 10:27 AM Achilles2 says:

OBJECTION LEVELED UP!

Congrats. You're with the big boys (i.e. me) now. Level 15 for life...or at least until I level up.

Jun. 16, 2008 | 11:17 AM Objection responds:

Shame, really. I quite liked the hammer.

Jun. 17, 2008 | 1:18 PM zerosub0 says:

Why was your whistle green?

Jun. 17, 2008 | 1:19 PM zerosub0 says:

I mean is

Jun. 17, 2008 | 3:52 PM Objection responds:

Well, you know how you flag stuff if it's abusive, right? Well, if you flag something that's not abusive, your whistle points go down and eventually, you get a broken whistle like mine. I tried to fix it, but Rage's thread of abusive reviews was small help, so I've decided to keep it. I like the colour green.

Jun. 18, 2008 | 3:22 PM LampFace says:

Why thank you.

Jun. 20, 2008 | 6:04 AM aprime says:

U just got APRIME'D

Jun. 24, 2008 | 5:43 PM badfurrykitty says:

I predict a hot girl :3

Jul. 2, 2008 | 2:28 AM Shikamarana says:

Have you actually beaten any of the Phoenix Wright games? I bet you haven't.

Jul. 2, 2008 | 4:12 AM Objection responds:

Unfortunately, I haven't beaten any of them.

Jul. 2, 2008 | 9:25 AM EARIO says:

at 05/06/08, you became UOTD

Jul. 5, 2008 | 6:28 PM badfurrykitty says:

wright is no use against edgeworth

Jul. 6, 2008 | 4:43 AM Objection responds:

I'm sure Wright would object to that.

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