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2009-03-15 16:32:27 by Objection

I don't really want my previous post to be the one that shows on my profile, but at the same time I don't have anything worthwile to put here and I don't want to get rid of anything that I posted, so I'm just posting this instead.


Parodying song lyrics is fun!

2008-05-29 13:13:21 by Objection

Watching the people get fatty
When most of them are a bit scatty,
Stuffing their faces with patties
Not thinking about their cholesterol!
Before they tuck in to some swiss rolls,
They polish of all the ice cream bowls.
Would never have happened to kids' dolls
'Cos they're all as skinny as
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a diet, I predict a diet
I predict a diet, I predict a diet

I tried to eat at KFC
A fat man with burgers attacked me
He said that he ate there before me
Found that the french fries were gory.
Girls run around with big bellies
To borrow a pound for some jellies.
They even try selling old wellies
Two sizes too small for them.

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a diet, I predict a diet
I predict a diet, I predict a diet

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to eat out there

Watching the people get fatty
When most of them are a bit scatty,
Stuffing their faces with patties
Not thinking about their cho-

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a diet, I predict a diet
I predict a diet, I predict a diet

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to eat out there

I predict a diet, I predict a diet
I predict a diet, I predict a diet


Photoshop Thread Gems

2008-05-24 07:56:25 by Objection
Updated

I've seen a fair few photoshop threads that have really rubbish edits of MS Paint cocks, Bedn, stupid memes, you name it. However, occasionally, there is a photoshop thread that stands out from the crowd in that it actually has good edits. Take, for example, photoshop Tom and Wade in suits. The things people have come up with are actually amazing. Have any of you seen any other good photoshop threads on the BBS?
Oh, and here's one picture I found in the Tom and Wade thread that I liked:

Photoshop Thread Gems


And the worst NGer ever is ...

2008-04-04 14:46:40 by Objection
Updated

... hopefully going to be named right here so I can find out.

I had this feeling that 5 of the first 20 people to respond would have said me.


Stuff you always wanted to say

2008-03-08 12:01:49 by Objection

I'm pretty sure there's something you've always wanted to say, but you've been afraid of saying it because you're embarrased by it or have never found the perfect opportunity. For example, I've always wanted to say "And he/she/it is outta here!" but I've never found the right time to say it.



Yes, if you have a pickaxe (or in some cases, many), you can overcome any problem.
Prove me wrong, Newgrounds!


Making flash while you Newgrounds

2007-10-16 13:40:24 by Objection
Updated

I will be making several flash movies and games during my stay at Newgrounds. Hopefully they will be good ones that you will like. If not, I'd be delighted to hear why not.

Available now:
Mario Mario: Ace Attorney - Phoenix Wright with a Mario twist - who murdered Princess Peach? Please recommend for the Mario or Phoenix Wrong collections - it would make my year!
Defend Level 60 - a defence game based on the Newgrounds levels - click to kill the stat whores! Forget about this one.
Defend Level 60 V2 - the Defend Level 60 game gets extra features such as shields and new game modes too. Please recommend for Defense games collection.
The Mario Kart Showdown - my friend and I wrote the parody lyrics and he suggested I make a flash out of it, so I did.

Current work(s) in progress:

Pokebusters - a pokemon spoof on Ghostbusters, starring Solid Snake and Luigi, with my friend as the scriptwriter.
Quiz of General Ignorance - a quiz in which everything you think you know is wrong and can be proved wrong. Not related to The Impossible Quiz.
Mario Ace Attorney 2 - Turnabout Christmas.

And here's a bit of music I composed.